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Alan Cumming's new memoir "Baggage" is full of juicy tales of life in Hollywood, including one about Jessica Lange.
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Alan Cumming’s new memoir “Baggage” is full of juicy tales of life in Hollywood, including one about Jessica Lange.
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Alan Cumming’s breast friend is Jessica Lange.

The actor’s recently developed memoir

Baggage: Tales From a completely Packed Life,

is full of juicy tales from his life in showbiz. One story, especially, includes Lange, a nude scene and her so-called “fantastic boobs.”

Cumming, 56, starred with the two-time Oscar winner, 72, in the 1999 drama “Titus.” He wrote concerning how the two were joking around concerning aging influencing their physical features and Lange was troubled that her breasts would sag as she hit a particular age.

After their light-hearted convo, the actors had to film a nude scene which the

“Good Wife”

star was managed to put his hand on her breasts.

In his book, Alan remembered that he recollected telling Lange,

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Jess. You have fantastic boobs.”

Jessica Lange and Alan Cumming in 1999’s “Titus.”
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“Oh, honey,” the “Tootsie”

actress made a witty remark at that time.

“If your hand wasn’t there that thing would be halfway round my back.’”

In another short amusing story , Cumming narrated how he inadvertently crashed Jennifer Lopez’s wedding to Cris Judd in Milan. Lopez, 52, and the music video choreographer were married from 2001 till 2003.

Jessica Lange and Alan Cumming in 2020.
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Cumming described that he was in Italy with his pal and erstwhile Harper’s Bazaar editor Glenda Bailey to be at the Versace show at Milan fashion week. The pair appeared at the after-party at Donatella Versace’s Lake Como mansion. Although, they shortly become fully aware that they were really at the “I’m Real” singer’s nuptials.

“‘Oh my God,’ I whispered to Glenda. ‘We’re at J.Lo’s wedding reception!’”

he wrote in his book.

“And indeed, as the happy couple began to cut the cake, we were encouraged to raise our glasses in a toast, and Donatella shouted, ‘To Jenneefer and Crees!”

Cumming’s book, “Baggage: Tales From a Fully Packed Life,” is on bookshelves now.
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He then disclosed his great happiness and exhilaration and shock during the time that the “Wedding Planner” actress really came up to him and Bailey and said hello. Cumming added that he fail to remember who Lopez was and she had to remind him that they hosted an episode of

Saturday Night Live” together.

Cumming made a witty remark that he attempted to lighten the mood by telling Lopez how much he loved her hit track at the time, “Ain’t It Funny.” He then continued to applaud Judd for directing the music video, although, Cumming understand clearly years later that he praised Judd for the incorrect video. Judd alternatively directed Lopez’s 2000 hit,

Love Don’t Cost a Thing.”

Lopez married choreographer Cris Judd in Italy in 2001.
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understanding clearly his little snafu

“20 years later,” the “Spy Kids”

actor wrote in his memoir,

“having done some online analyses in order to recall which particular J. Lo song it was I liked all those years ago, that I have found the video I gave a detailed account of in such highly complimentary detail to the groom was not in fact the one he directed at all.”

“An easy mistake to make perhaps, but nonetheless, no doubt a doubly bitter pill for Cris to swallow considering I was congratulating him, at his wife’s behest, for something he had not only not done, but which was actually the work of the legendary photographer Herb Ritts,”

he said.

“Baggage: Tales From a Fully Packed Life”

is on bookshelves now.

ALAN CUMMING  JENNIFER LOPEZ    JESSICA LANGE      12/2/21

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